{"product_id":"here-we-are-linda-card","title":"Here We Are, Linda Card","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in Nevada\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eInside message: Still deciding which one you are... Happy Birthday.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eCoordinating envelope included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays just got sassier. The \"Here We Are, Linda\" card serves up sharp humor with a cheeky generational exchange. Featuring a classic painting of an older woman saying, “You’re too young to be tired,” and the younger woman clapping back, “You’re too old to be alive, but here we are, Linda,” this card is perfect for anyone who loves a laugh with a side of shade (and maybe a little gasp). Inside: \"Still deciding which one you are... Happy Birthday.\" – because what’s a birthday without playful banter? \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SQUIRREL FRIEND GIFTS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50658295808257,"sku":"SF-143","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0284\/0744\/files\/Untitled_-_October_13_2026_at_17.06.29_3.jpg?v=1792175394","url":"https:\/\/www.domesticdomestic.com\/products\/here-we-are-linda-card","provider":"Domestic Domestic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}