{"product_id":"im-not-saying-that-im-the-glue-kitchen-towel","title":"I'm Not Saying That I'm The Glue Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ci\u003ePrinted in Michigan\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e26\" x 27\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% super soft bleached cotton\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTwill hanging loop on back\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA humorous kitchen essential that brings personality to your countertop. This witty tea towel features a playful design perfect for anyone who knows they're the one holding everything together. Crafted from 100% super soft bleached cotton, it's gentle on dishes and hands alike. The generous 26\" x 27\" size makes it ideal for drying, wiping, and displaying your sense of humor. A convenient twill hanging loop on the back keeps it within reach and on display. Whether you're gifting it to a friend or treating yourself, this funny kitchen towel adds charm and function to any home.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ELLEMBEE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48817344413953,"sku":"W294","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0284\/0744\/files\/Untitled_-_May_27_2026_at_14.57.36_9.jpg?v=1779916265","url":"https:\/\/www.domesticdomestic.com\/products\/im-not-saying-that-im-the-glue-kitchen-towel","provider":"Domestic Domestic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}