{"product_id":"kids-want-a-dog-card","title":"Kids Want a Dog Card","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted in Nevada\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eInside message: Merry Christmas, Weirdo\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eCoordinating envelope included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive the kids what they want for the holidays! This \"The Kids Want a Dog\" card takes a historical painting and gives it a meme-inspired twist. When one woman says, “The kids want a dog for Christmas,” the other hilariously responds, “Normally I’d make a ham, but if that’s what they want...” YUM! Perfect for spreading holiday cheer with a side of laughs. Inside: \"Merry Christmas, Weirdo\" – because the best Christmases are always a little weird. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SQUIRREL FRIEND GIFTS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50658296627457,"sku":"SF-123","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0284\/0744\/files\/Untitled_-_October_13_2026_at_17.06.29_1.jpg?v=1792173885","url":"https:\/\/www.domesticdomestic.com\/products\/kids-want-a-dog-card","provider":"Domestic Domestic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}