{"product_id":"oh-fuck-calico-kitchen-towel","title":"Oh Fuck Calico Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e30\" x 30\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand printed\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis towel is like Laura Ingalls Wilder when she sees Nellie Oleson coming down the dirt road in those damn curls. Prairie precious but also ready to throw down. This generously sized 30\" x 30\" towel is perfect for dramatic flour spills, emotional support during burnt cookie incidents, or simply hanging on your oven handle as a beautifully unhinged statement piece. It’s the ideal mix of wholesome cottage core aesthetic and very modern internal monologue. Oh Fuck, now in florals! Measures 30\"x30\" hand printed 100% cotton kitchen towels. Super soft and absorbent, these towels look good and feel good too!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"THE COIN LAUNDRY","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50178281734401,"sku":"9059","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0284\/0744\/files\/Untitled_-_August_23_2026_at_12.45.58_2.jpg?v=1787599546","url":"https:\/\/www.domesticdomestic.com\/products\/oh-fuck-calico-kitchen-towel","provider":"Domestic Domestic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}