Fuck Me Like the Government Card
$6.00
$6.00
Fuck Me Like the Government Card
- Made in Michigan
- 4.25" x 5.5"
- Blank inside
- Coordinating envelope included
Funny and irreverent, this card pairs a vintage romance‑novel illustration with the headline "Fuck Me Like the Government." A wry, lighthearted commentary on the state of the union that doubles as a blunt, playful invitation—perfect for partners who want to flirt and laugh.