If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On Card

$6.00
$6.00

If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On Card

  • Made in Michigan
  • 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Blank inside
  • Coordinating envelope included

A sweet vintage drawing of a bird paired with the line: “If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On.” The joke is aimed at whoever wronged them — a small, silly way to say “I’m on your side.” Perfect for friends or family who want to vent and feel supported.